October 2009
"How about I just go eat some hay? I could make...
If you don't get off on Jim Morisson's raspy...
stonymcgiver:
useyourillusion:
Which is sad, because none of my friends really even know who he is.
Bitch don’t criticize my intelligence! (:
^Hey you should probably get some new friends:)
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stonymcgiver:
fakenicebitch:
txtsfrmlstnght:
(619): i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was “it smells like good weed”…
30 Simple Pleasures
mastodonstorm:
Sleeping In on a Rainy Day
Finding Money You Didn’t Know You Had
Making Brief Eye Contact with Someone of the Opposite Sex
Skinny Dipping
Making the Yellow Light
Telling a Funny or Interesting, True Story
Seeing a Friend Stumble Over Himself
Hearing the Right Song at the Right Moment
The First Sip of a Beverage When You’re Thirsty
Catching a Glimpse of Bare Skin on the...
Wow, what the fuck are my grades right now.
useyourillusion:
stonymcgiver:
My GPA is 3.6, FFFFFFFF.
Weeeowww fuck you bitch.
HAHA 3.8 BITCHES!
useyourillusion:
Coordinate brain and mouth Then ask me what it’s like to have myself so figured out I wish I knew…
As a single woman, would you be more inclined to buy a new microwave if it could...
– Jack Donaghy, 30 Rock (via crabcakes) (via 30rockthings) (via somerset) (via thingsgohazy)