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hey littlekid! want some snortzkies??
:P
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Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
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so, cool beans?
(via teamleto) ya, cool beans.
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“I want nothing but death.”
– Jane Austen’s last words (via thecurse) (via nostalgicdreams) (via xdarkling) (via satanlovesyou)
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txtsfrmlstnght: (650): I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
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Tyler said he was nobody. Nobody cared if he lived...
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I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to...
(via suicidaltendencies)
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woahawooah: butaneveins: woahawooah: butaneveins: woahawooah: butaneveins: what up minion bro. MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now?? ?? wearin that robe! its so comfyyy:p YESSSS! I just went out on the ice and played in the snow! haha haha fuck you its like 85 outside.. i was gonna go for a run , you know shape up for lucio!haa ;p Hahahah. Yeah he was like go for...
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woahawooah: butaneveins: woahawooah: butaneveins: what up minion bro. MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now?? ?? wearin that robe! its so comfyyy:p YESSSS! I just went out on the ice and played in the snow! haha
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woahawooah: butaneveins: what up minion bro. MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now?? ??
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what up minion bro.
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