December 2009
hey littlekid! want some snortzkies??
:P
Dwight Schrute: Welcome to the Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.
Jim Halpert: Does my room have cable?
Dwight Schrute: No. And the sheets are made of fire.
Jim Halpert: Can I change rooms?
Dwight Schrute: Sorry we're all booked up. Hell convention in town.
Jim Halpert: Can I have a late check-out?
Dwight Schrute: I'll have to talk to the manager.
Jim Halpert: You're not the manager, even in your own fantasy?
Dwight Schrute: I'm the owner.. the co-owner. With Satan!
Jim Halpert: Okay, just so I understand it. In your wildest fantasy, you are in hell and you are co-running a bed and breakfast with the devil.
Dwight Schrute: But I haven't told you my salary yet.
Jim Halpert: Go.
Dwight Schrute: Eighty thousand dollars.
so, cool beans?
(via teamleto)
ya, cool beans.
I want nothing but death.
– Jane Austen’s last words (via thecurse) (via nostalgicdreams) (via xdarkling) (via satanlovesyou)
txtsfrmlstnght:
(650): I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Tyler said he was nobody. Nobody cared if he lived...
I'm gonna throw you in my DeLorean and gun it to...
(via suicidaltendencies)
Alllliiiieeee
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
what up minion bro.
MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now??
??
wearin that robe! its so comfyyy:p
YESSSS! I just went out on the ice and played in the snow! haha
haha fuck you its like 85 outside.. i was gonna go for a run , you know shape up for lucio!haa ;p
Hahahah. Yeah he was like go for...
Alllliiiieeee
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
what up minion bro.
MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now??
??
wearin that robe! its so comfyyy:p
YESSSS! I just went out on the ice and played in the snow! haha
Alllliiiieeee
woahawooah:
butaneveins:
what up minion bro.
MINION. helloooo! guess what im doin right now??
??
Alllliiiieeee
what up minion bro.