July 2010
Did you hear that everyone? MICHAEL BLUTH IS...
Watch The Real World...
See the bookcase. “OMG LOOK AT ALL THOSE BOOKS!!!!!! ALEX, did you see all of those books? Those lucky little bitches.”
Too many bands say the Beatles are overrated. That’s like saying the sun is...
– Jon Fratelli (via fuckyeahbeatles) (via theflyinggiraffe)
June 2010
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saintsandliars:sofuckingindie:
VAMPIRE WEEKEND ON THE ECLIPSE SOUNDTRACK!?
ranga-sauce:txtsfrmlstnght:
(954): I already brushed my teeth, and it’s not even noon yet. Today’s going to be a productive day.
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Ben Stone: Hey Doc Howard, Ben Stone calling, guess what the fuck's up? Allison is going into labor and you are not fucking here, you know where you're at? Your at a fucking bar mitzvah in San Francisco you motherfucking piece of shit, and you know what I'm gonna have to do now? I'm going have to kill you, I'm gonna pop a fucking cap in your ass. You're dead, you're Tupac, you are fucking Biggie you piece of shit, I hope you fucking die or drop the chair and kill that fucking kid... I hope your plane crashes, peace fucker!
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