“If I can’t scuba, then what’s this all been about? What am I working toward?” —Creed Branton, The Office (via yipes)
But after bowling, I went home for some damn Adventure Time (What'd you do?) I slipped myself some pink Xannies And danced around the house in all-over print panties My mom's gone, that fucking broad will never understand me. (Fuck everything, man) That's what my conscience said Then it bunny hopped off my shoulder, now my conscience dead Now the only guidance that I had is splattered on cement Actions speak louder than words, let me try this shit, dead
the fuck you think I made odd future for? to wear suits and make good decisions?