“I bought a seven dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.” —Mitch Hedberg (via simko)
“I arise in the morning torn between a desire to enjoy the world and a desire to tear down the systemic structure that is destroying the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.” —Elwyn Brooks White (via yipes)
Just sitting here sobbing because right when I finished my group’s eleven page Government essay it accidentally got deleted. This would happen at 11 o’clock when I’m majorly sick.